
Growing up, I was not very good at following instructions. I felt like most did not apply to me. For instance, I'd color outside of the lines and walk on forbidden grass all the time. But growing older, I now see limits as a necessary reality of life. Needless to say I'm a changed man. I no longer color outside the lines, nor do I walk on forbidden grass (that often) anymore. But those pale in comparison to my latest triumph in keeping guidelines.
Last weekend, I went to a restaurant and when I finished my meal, I went to use their bathroom. There I found a sign beside the toilet and found myself in a predicament. When I saw it, I first thought, "I shouldn't follow this, it must be for someone else." But desiring to end my bad habit and being committed to obeying the rules, I quickly found the motivation to push aside my initial gut feeling and I'm glad I did.
The proper way to check a diaper is to 1. lift the baby up to your nose. 2. close your eyes and sniff 3. then proceed to tell your wife the baby needs a diaper change. LOL
ReplyDelete*gasp* at your following the rules this one time?! Was this at the restaurant we ate at on Saturday?
ReplyDeletei bet that sign could go on engrish.com
ReplyDeletecanker sore party, all invited...
ReplyDeleteand wiki doesn't list "hot air" as a cause for canker sore.. FAIL!
L: yes it was that precise restaurant.
ReplyDeletedoes engrish.com still exist? ...yes it does. looks like i found my go to entertainment for the rest of the year.