With our most loyal blog reader Mikey back from his overseas trip, there was speculation whether he gained any weight. Calvin and I were thinking of funny ways for him to know if he's gotten heavier without the use of a scale.
- His car tires burst when he gets into the car
- Shirt buttons break in half when he inhales
- It takes 2 weeks for gas to surface
- The flight home was just turning around
- He has to take baths at Sea World
- He cries hoisin sauce.
Welcome back Mikey, we hope you realize that the octopus card wasn't made of octopus.
the octopus card is the dumbest name.. btw
ReplyDeleteand none of the above happened, so it's official: I did not gain any weight.
wait.. all these things happened to me.... awww crap.
ReplyDeletewouldn't it be sad if your scale had an integer overflow?
ReplyDelete@ jared - only if it was an analog scale
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ReplyDeleteoh mikey was in hong kong. we have the oyster card here haha. same thing but better since we used to own hk... why am I saying we? oh well
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