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With Red Sox manager Terry Francona reportedly out of a job and Friendly's ice cream planning to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, we started to hear things in the rumor mill here at FHS (it's actually a mill). We heard through the grapevine that Friendly's is currently in negotiations to hire Tito as the new manager of the Friendly's restaurant chain. Here's how we think he'll make an impact:

- He'll move the franchise to either Chicago, Houston, St. Louis, or to South Beach.
- He'll rename the Fribble to the Ribbie.
- He'll ban the forbidden chocolate off the menu
- He'll change the clown sundae to the Manny sundae with twizzlers as dreads
- He'll re-brand the Happy Ending Sundae as the Unhappy Ending Sundae or Sundae 162, for short.
- He'll remake the Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt so that it's leaner and more conditioned.
- He'll change policy so that staff members won't eat dinner with each other, but will have each others back.

Good luck Tito, may you lead Friendly's to another championship and end the Curse of the Brighams.