we're mad busy.

i know some of you are asking, "where are you guys? why haven't you posted in a long time?" Well, mom, we're really busy. we're working on something else right now. plus, we should do our jobs. i'll be home for dinner at 6.

ok i gotta share this with the 2 people who read my blog

i saw this on a website i go to for work ... so awesome. THUMBS UP!

random thought - black outs

When I was a kid (i think in middle school maybe a bit younger) I was playing with a friend after school in the snow at Munchkin Park.

From the tire swing that made me too dizzy, to the water fountain that never worked, Munchkin Park is a huge part of many young stonehamites' lives. I'm really not sure if that is its official name or if its a name that has developed over time. I reckon it to be a lot like bandaids, post-its or Canada. It might be the fact that its a municipal park? Or maybe because around the park is municipal parking, but I digress.

We were waiting for my friend's mom to come and pick him up and I was going to walk home, since I lived so close to the park. We were running around and playing and then his mom shows up. We began walking towards her car and walked past the bench area that happened to be a rather icy. It was there where I slipped, my body went nearly horizontal and fell and bumped my head.

Now this next part I remember it very distinctly. I blacked out. When I came too I thought I had been black out for probably like 15-20 minutes. After I sat up off the ground, my friend's mom came over and asked if I was ok. I was surprised not only that she would have stayed for 15-2o minutes, but that she would have left me lying unconscious for that long. How dare she. Soon after, I realized I was actually only out for 15-20 seconds, but it felt like a long time!

sidenote: blacking out is such an odd way to alert you that something went wrong. you won't get that message until you're awake. what if peter parker's spider sense worked like that.

"spider sense is tingling, i'm getting my face smashed in."

or

"spider sense is tingling! this chicken needed to be cooked longer!"

ineffective at best ... i wonder if his spider sense was able to tell him like really practical things ... like

"spider sense is tingling, you left the stove on"

Or

"spider sense is tingling, your mom is about to walk in on you pooping."

now that'd put the super in superhero

anyway, that should explain a lot.

love,

calvin

(semi)true (non)jokes about my life

Here is a list of jokes that pertain to my life.

they are horrible jokes and should only be used by a professional. jared said theyre stale like stale ginger ale... enjoy. and if you want. add your own! get involved!

• my house is so cold, a polar bear could live in it.
• my room is so dirty, i dont see floor, I see trash.
• my neighbors are so white, we along with an indian family across the street and black family up the street are the only people of color on my street.
• my house is so cold, it is too cold.
• my desk is so dirty, i dont see desk, I see trash.
  
• what do you get when you cross a hamburger with spaghetti? lunch
  
• what's the difference between my desk and my floor? lipstick
• why did the calvin cross the road? to go to sleep
  
• what's the difference between sarah palin and a polar bear? sarah palin doesnt live in my house.
  
• so i walk in to my room. "have a nice trip!"
• i eat so much rice, i should change my name to calvin rice.
• knock knock. who's there. wowitz. wowitz who? wowitz really cold in my room at the exact moment that you are reading this weblog post via the internet.
  
• how many chus does it take to turn on the heat? zero. its never on
• how many blogs does it take to waste a lot of your time? one.
  

expected: random thought posts.

This month ... and probably from here on out, I'm going to post random thoughts or stories. Most will not fit any real theme. If you want to enjoy them, read away. If not, you'll need to destroy the internet to stop me.