recipes - fruit roll-ups

Fruit Roll-ups

Ingredients:
Fruit Roll-up

Directions:
1. Open individual Fruit Roll-up package.
2. Unroll Fruit Roll-up.
3. Eat it.
4. Spit out plastic.

recipes - toast w/butter

Toast w/butter

Ingredients:
Bread
Butter

Directions:
1. Place bread in toaster oven for 3-5 minutes.
2. Take toast out of toaster oven.
3. Rub burn cream on hand to lessen pain.
4. Use knife to spread butter on toast.
5. Call 911 because the knife chopped finger off.
6. Enjoy toast with other hand on the way to the hospital.

recipes - soy sauce rice

As many of you know, I cannot cook like Gordon Ramsay. Instead, I will tear a page away from my cookbook and show you how to make food that you can eat, but probably wouldn't serve to others.

Soy Sauce Rice

Ingredients:
Rice
Soy Sauce

Directions:
1. Get a bowl of rice
2. Pour soy sauce on it for 2 seconds.
3. Mix it together till it turns somewhat brown.
3. Voila! I can't count.