storytime #3

you know what this is!

One day a man walked to the store and on the way there he noticed something very shiny in the ground. Unfortunately he couldn't investigate because he had stepped in a bucket of superglue. He stood there, sad and stuck, until he realized he wasn't stuck at all, because it wasn't a bucket of superglue he was standing in-- it was vanilla pudding. "Thank goodness for vanilla pudding," the man said as he stretched out his tongue into the bucket. But the realization struck him too late. It was actually vanilla-flavored superglue. Then Dr. Beakman from Beakman's World came and told this unfortunate man how to dissolve superglue of the vanilla variety. It's true, things were looking up for this man. Until he actually looked up at Beakman... only to find him being devoured by a savage velociraptor. He shrugged and said "whatever.." Suddenly, the man realized he was not stuck at all, but rather he was watching his future self. He then looked down and realized he was not himself, but actually Scott Baio, from Charles in Charge, the velociraptor was his best pal, Buddy, and the bucket was Mr. Powell.

"Where am I, Al?" he questioned.

"Sam, I think you've leaped into a late 80s early 90s sitcom," Al replied.

"Great Scott! I think he's right," exclaimed Doc Brown.

"We're all just a bunch of outsiders," lamented Ponyboy.

And then they all died. The end.




Calvin
Jerry
Jess
Jared
Jeremy
Mike

storytime #2

You know the drill.

When I woke up today I realized it was not Saturday, nor was I a hamburger. It was an unbelievable Saturday and the events that transpired couldn't be narrated until now. I was obviously dazed and confused and so I began journaling. "Dear Diary... I saw a handsome man today. and a giant robot. And I realized how unoriginal I was ... and how strange it felt to be in love with an octopus and SHAZAM! This octopus was my teacher and also a magician apparently. I wondered how I would get my octopus teacher/magician to notice me. I decided to wear my nicest pants and prettiest face. and BAM! I don't want to talk about it... so I drew a picture of myself! The picture came to life. and ZOIT! and we all felt really congested. All loose ends with all the characters in the story were tied and everyone lived happily ever after. THE END.

Authors:
Calvin
Jared
Jeremy
Didier
Mike
Jason "Feisty" Fei
Denice

storytime #1

We would like all our reader an opportunity to participate in creating a post. It's not that we're lazy and we can't write the whole thing ourselves, but it might be fun if we gave YOU the chance to participate.

Directions: Post the next sentence to our story in the comments. Also, please indicate which color font you would like to represent yourself. This page will be updated often, as it is a living document.

Jared and Calvin were walking down the street. Suddenly, a giant robot came to eat them with Frank's Red Hot. But then the robot saw the chicken crossing the road and started to wonder why the chicken crossed the road. The chicken, threatened by the robot, took out a sub-machine gun. The chicken then realized it was a sub-making gun and made himself a tasty, tasty sub. The heavenly smell of the sub reminded the robot of Jared...the famous one. Then a handsome man walks in and introduced himself to the chicken saying, "I'm Didier, the handsome one." Soon after, the handsome Didier started dancing wildly, like a maniac ... a maniac ... on the floor. Seeing this sight the robot drenched him with Frank's Red Hot and agonizingly ate him. Confused by the ambiguous antecedent of the previous sentence and unsure of who was actually eaten, the grammar-happy robot exploded into several pieces. But the robot had forgotten there was a recall on Frenchmen due to traces of salmonella. And the handsome Didier was freed. The End.

Epilogue:

The chicken, whose full name was Chicken The Chicken, having realized that the tasty sub it had just finished devouring had been in fact comprised primarily of its best friend, Chicken The Other Chicken, ran across the road in a hysterical fit, colliding with the robot just as it exploded at 88 miles per hour - and as we all know, robots capable of human feats such as eating and imperfect memory must contain Flux Capacitors - thus sending Chicken The Chicken far back in time, thereby solving both age-old dilemmas regarding chickens.

Meanwhile, the recently freed handsome man had an allergic reaction to the combination of ambiguous syntax and hot sauce, causing permanent hair loss and leaving him just a recently freed man.

Jared and Calvin, amused by the events that had just transpired, decided to begin a website and share the story with the world. Frustrated with the fact that the world seemed uninterested, they allowed their readers (consisting only of close friends) a chance to liven the story up by adding in new elements in an attempt to attract the media. The plan backfired, however, as the final contributor to the story cleverly redirected readers to his own site, marcchang.wordpress.com.

Authors:
Jared
Calvin
Jeremy
Mike
Didier
Marc