Return or Reboot?

We're back for reals.

We've officially re-signed with forhumorssake (pending physicals) and we're ready to provide entertainment to all those who crave it.

I know what you're thinking. And yes it is true, ketchup is the only English word with Chinese etymological roots (besides lychee and chocolate). But you probably also have many questions for us regarding this blog, so I present you with a FAQ that will hopefully address all your concerns.

Q: How come you guys stopped updating the blog?
A: We could joke around and say we've been busy doing a lot of random stuff. But to be honest, we've both been really busy doing normal things. One of us has been at seminary this past year. One of us has been busy planning a marriage. One of us has been seeking the throne of England. So as you can see, we've both been really busy.

Q: With your year long break, have you guys gotten funnier?
A: No.

Q: How often will you guys update?
A: Whenever a child cries or a dove whispers, we will not be updating. New blog posts will come every time we press "Publish Post".

Q: Is this a return or a reboot?
A: If things turn out bad, it's a return. If things turn out good, it's a reboot. (see Batman Returns vs. Batman Begins)

Q: How do we know you're not going to be dedicated to this blog for 2 months straight and then stop writing it because you've run out of ideas?
A: You don't and isn't that the greatest mystery of all? Or maybe it was Ephesians 5:32.

Q: Do you both like ice cream?
Q: Who doesn't?

Q: Is this one of those filler posts to keep the readers happy?
A: Maaybe.

Q: Are you going to abruptly end this post?

NFL Playoff Predictions

We both filled out our picks for the NFL playoffs. Since both of us picked the Patriots to win it all, we needed a more objective predictor. Hence, we had a coin (named Paul) choose the winners as well.

Note: Tails for higher seeded team, Heads for lower seeded team

	Calvin	Jared	Coin (Paul)
AFC Wild Card	Jets over Colts Ravens over Chiefs	Colts over Jets Ravens over Chiefs	Jets over Colts Chiefs over Ravens
NFC Wild Card	Eagles over Packers Saints over Seahawks	Packers over Eagles Saints over Seahawks	Packers over Eagles Seahawks over Saints
AFC Divisionals	Patriots over Jets Steelers over Ravens	Patriots over Ravens Steelers over Colts	Patriots over Jets Chiefs over Steelers
NFC Divisionals	Falcons over Saints Eagles over Bears	Falcons over Packers Saints over Bears	Packers over Falcons Bears over Seahawks
AFC Conference Championships	Patriots over Steelers	Patriots over Steelers	Chiefs over Patriots
NFC Conference Championships	Falcons over Eagles	Saints over Falcons	Bears over Packers
Super Bowl	Patriots over Falcons	Patriots over Saints	The game gets stuck in overtime because neither team can score.

Bulletin Board Material

Superiority

Nobody blogs like me. I know Jared thinks he does and all that stuff. I think there's probably a little more help from mom with Jared than there is with me.

remember blogtober?

those were the days eh? we should do something new.

in honor of 1/3 of the irish brothers coming to boston...

i'm watching kazaam.

The Newest and Truest Celtics are here.