this is late. but i love shatner.

spelling matters

I thought it would be good to post examples on why it's important to spell correctly:

TRexDragon111: Hey, where did you go?
HamsterGerbil8: Oh, sorry I was ruinning outside.
TRexDragon111: So YOU are the cause of all this rainy weather!

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me: that's a good decision.
it will be for the greater god.
Sent at 3:20 am on Sunday
myTechSavvyPastor: greater god? Have you not been reading the Ten Commandments?

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MartinBoss: We need to meet sometime next week to discuss business.
TheJebster379: Maybe one day we could go to abar and get a drink.
MartinBoss: That is unprofessional, you are fired.

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CalvinDiesel Did you see jimmy's shirt?
Yesterday at 1:52am · Comment · Like

JaredAuerbach likes this.

JaredAuerbach yeah, i liked his butt hen I realized it wasnt the right size.
Yesterday at 6:04pm

CalvinDiesel I liked his butt hen too, but i was talkin about his shirt.

Yesterday at 6:08pm

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alfonso ribeiro

you are so much more than carlton.... but you played it so well. kudos to you.

delicious hong kong food

Hong Kong has very delicious food. Here is one of my favorites, only found in certain regions of Hong Kong, the porcelain crab:


From another angle:


I end with this sign.

I am back

from california.

i am no funnier than when i left.

for better or for worse.

posts to come ... eventually.

vacay vacay

Dear loyal readers:

Daily posting will seize due to half our staff being on vacation. We will temporarily switch to a one post per fortnight format until Calvin returns. Thank you.

ps. Calvin returns in a fortnight.

pps. Yes, this counts as that one post.