Planets

Calvin informed us as we were playing video games with the volume on full blast that he's going to the Moon and won't be back for a while. Pshh, out of all the places in the solar system to visit, he picks the Moon? Boring!

This made me wonder what it would be like to live on another planet in the solar system. Here are some quick thoughts of living on each planet:

Mercury - It's for those who need major tans.

Venus - Too many woman there, not for me.

Earth - Currently live there.

Mars - Too many men there, not my cup of tea.

Jupiter - If you want to gain a lot of weight quickly, this is the place for you.

Saturn - For those who love the bling.

Uranus - You never know what you'll find there.

Neptune - For cold people and Pharrell.

Pluto - Sorry, you don't make the cut.

Calvin, have fun on the Moon, bring us back some cheese and a US flag.