Toast w/butter
Ingredients:
Bread
Butter
Directions:
1. Place bread in toaster oven for 3-5 minutes.
2. Take toast out of toaster oven.
3. Rub burn cream on hand to lessen pain.
4. Use knife to spread butter on toast.
5. Call 911 because the knife chopped finger off.
6. Enjoy toast with other hand on the way to the hospital.
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3 comments:
my knife wasn't sharp enough, I'm stuck on step 5!
i think if you leave the bread in for 5 minutes, you may also want a fire extinguisher.
I think you need to update
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