As men, we really love to solve problems. As humorists, we really love to come up with absurdly simple solutions to extremely complex issues. Today, we will be marrying both of those personas, by the power vested in us by the internet.
(Problem: Solution)
1. Too much cyber-crime: Unplug the internet
2. High illiteracy rate: Burn all the books
3. Rampant obesity: Liposuction for all
4. Low standardized test scores: Grade on a curve
5. Cost of gas is too high: Increase everyone's pay
6. National debt is too high: Refinance or sell our unused gold 4 cash
7. Taxes are too high: Lower taxes
8. There aren't enough firemen in my neighborhood: Raise taxes
9. All the jobs are going overseas: Move overseas
10. Blogs aren't funny anymore: Yes they are
This post was inspired by Charles Dickens who's words will never leave me, "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, if there was a problem, yo I'll solve it."
1 comment:
lol. dickens would not have liked that.
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