down and out

We are told to not look down at the floor in life. It promotes shyness and a lack of confidence. So if you are ever preparing for an interview or walking on a tightrope over a shark-infested and trampoline-baseless Niagara Falls, I highly advise you not to tilt your head downward.

There are, however, 3 times when it's appropriate to look down in life (and I'm pretty sure no one will give you flak for it):
1) moments of silence
2) prayer
3) following someone up the stairs (I hope they didn't have beans for lunch)

I hope this advice is useful, please don't look down on me for this post.