My ideal day

7 am - Wake up at the end of a REM cycle.
7:01 am - Realize that I don't need to wake up early, go back to sleep.
8 am - Dream about feeling carpet samples that don't feel like carpet.
9 am - Breakfast prepared by Gordon Ramsay.
10 am - Beat Tetris.
11 am - Watch an episode of Gilmore Girls.
12 pm - Lunch prepared by Gordon Ramsay.
1 pm - Watch entire Shawshank Redemption in 1 hour.
2 pm - Drop the kids off at the pool, without splashing. No cleanup necessary.
3 pm - Successfully singlehandedly name all 151 pokemon on sporcle.com with 10 minutes to spare.
4 pm - Teleport to Hong Kong for afternoon tea.
5 pm - Take a bite out of the world's largest Starburst square.
6 pm - Dinner prepared by Gordon Ramsay.
7 pm - Watch Celtics, Bruins, Patriots, Red Sox simultaneously win their championship games on TV. Yankees franchise goes bankrupt and moves to Abu Dhabi.
8 pm - Ice cream sandwich prepared by Gordon Ramsay.
9 pm - Rapture.