The Not-Really-All-That-Lazy Song

Bruno Mars is a liar. In his song, "The Lazy Song," he claims that he's not going to do anything. Really, Bruno (or should I say, Peter Gene?) How lazy is he really? Here are things he admits he will do on his "lazy" day.

1. Dougie - ok so its not the world's most difficult dance to learn, but honestly...there are lazier songs to learn.
2. p90x - ok seriously, p90x is one of the hardest workouts out there. This does not qualify for not doing anything. I don't care how strong you are. The lazier thing to do would be to pee 90 times.
3. the lazy song - he wrote a song about being lazy. there is nothing lazy about writing a song. rhyming words, writing lyrics, strumming a guitar, singing, whistling. These are all things that require work. He should just be lazy rather than singing about it.

Bruno, stick to catching grenades and leave the laziness to the real geniuses.