storytime #2

You know the drill.

When I woke up today I realized it was not Saturday, nor was I a hamburger. It was an unbelievable Saturday and the events that transpired couldn't be narrated until now. I was obviously dazed and confused and so I began journaling. "Dear Diary... I saw a handsome man today. and a giant robot. And I realized how unoriginal I was ... and how strange it felt to be in love with an octopus and SHAZAM! This octopus was my teacher and also a magician apparently. I wondered how I would get my octopus teacher/magician to notice me. I decided to wear my nicest pants and prettiest face. and BAM! I don't want to talk about it... so I drew a picture of myself! The picture came to life. and ZOIT! and we all felt really congested. All loose ends with all the characters in the story were tied and everyone lived happily ever after. THE END.

Authors:
Calvin
Jared
Jeremy
Didier
Mike
Jason "Feisty" Fei
Denice

storytime #1

We would like all our reader an opportunity to participate in creating a post. It's not that we're lazy and we can't write the whole thing ourselves, but it might be fun if we gave YOU the chance to participate.

Directions: Post the next sentence to our story in the comments. Also, please indicate which color font you would like to represent yourself. This page will be updated often, as it is a living document.

Jared and Calvin were walking down the street. Suddenly, a giant robot came to eat them with Frank's Red Hot. But then the robot saw the chicken crossing the road and started to wonder why the chicken crossed the road. The chicken, threatened by the robot, took out a sub-machine gun. The chicken then realized it was a sub-making gun and made himself a tasty, tasty sub. The heavenly smell of the sub reminded the robot of Jared...the famous one. Then a handsome man walks in and introduced himself to the chicken saying, "I'm Didier, the handsome one." Soon after, the handsome Didier started dancing wildly, like a maniac ... a maniac ... on the floor. Seeing this sight the robot drenched him with Frank's Red Hot and agonizingly ate him. Confused by the ambiguous antecedent of the previous sentence and unsure of who was actually eaten, the grammar-happy robot exploded into several pieces. But the robot had forgotten there was a recall on Frenchmen due to traces of salmonella. And the handsome Didier was freed. The End.

Epilogue:

The chicken, whose full name was Chicken The Chicken, having realized that the tasty sub it had just finished devouring had been in fact comprised primarily of its best friend, Chicken The Other Chicken, ran across the road in a hysterical fit, colliding with the robot just as it exploded at 88 miles per hour - and as we all know, robots capable of human feats such as eating and imperfect memory must contain Flux Capacitors - thus sending Chicken The Chicken far back in time, thereby solving both age-old dilemmas regarding chickens.

Meanwhile, the recently freed handsome man had an allergic reaction to the combination of ambiguous syntax and hot sauce, causing permanent hair loss and leaving him just a recently freed man.

Jared and Calvin, amused by the events that had just transpired, decided to begin a website and share the story with the world. Frustrated with the fact that the world seemed uninterested, they allowed their readers (consisting only of close friends) a chance to liven the story up by adding in new elements in an attempt to attract the media. The plan backfired, however, as the final contributor to the story cleverly redirected readers to his own site, marcchang.wordpress.com.

Authors:
Jared
Calvin
Jeremy
Mike
Didier
Marc

2008 awards

Savior of the Year
This award is given to the person that best exemplifies providing salvation to all of humanity.
Winner: [For the 2008th year in a row] Jesus Christ

Third Man Award
In football there is the 12th man. In basketball there is the 6th man. Their role is to support from the sidelines. Maybe they don't make the big plays, but theyre always there. keeping you going even when you feel like giving up. For our blog, there was one clear winner for the silent, yet strong partner.
Winner: The 2008 Presidential Election

2 Legit 2 Quit award
This was a hard award to give out. MC Hammer changed our world in 1991. He gave us 2 legit to quit and it forever be known as a phrase that exemplifies when a person rises above the odds and succeeds amongst great adversity. Our winner more than deserves this. Sure, he doesnt blog as much as his partner, but the quality. ... the quality is high caliber. Sure he could stop blogging, but the fire in his heart and his belly pushes him along and he makes funny happen even when he only posts once a month. Thats why our winner is 2 legit to quit.
Winner: Jared Lui

"I Will Comment Anything I Want" award
This award is given to the person who best exemplifies the ability to consistently comment using one or fewer words. Much respect.
Winner: Jeremy Young

First Comment Ever Award
This award is given to the person who best exemplifies how to make the first comment on for-humors-sake.blogspot.com. Congrats, you will go down in history.
Winner: Jeff Chan

"The Only Poet/Drummer-in-One Blogger that we know" Award
This award is given to the only poet/drummer-in-one blogger that we know.
winner: Jason Fei

Calvin of the year award
This award is given to the person who best exemplifies what it truly it means to be a person named Calvin in 2009. When you name your son (or daughter) Calvin, you have this person in mind.
Winner: Calvin Johnson (for his 12 touchdowns this season without a legit quarterback)

Infomercial of the year award
This award is given to the infomercial that best exemplifies unintentional comedy and public mocking for all of eternity.
Winner: The Snuggie

AND FINALLY...

Most Loyal Blog Viewer in the Field of Excellence Award
This award is given to the person that best exemplifies commitment and loyalty in reading our blog in the field of excellence. Our blog is like a significant other to the winner. Amid the blog-cession, the winner "bailed us out" with multiple views on our blog every day by constantly clicking the refresh button. To you, we toast.
Winner: Mike Auyeung


Note: He's smiling because he just read our blog.

do you remember......?

do you guys remember this?






























that's right its your favorite bill cosby movie, Ghost Dad!
All I remember about it is that he becomes a ghost after falling off a bridge into a river or something. then the hilarity ensues.

daily droppings #1

Jared: daily droppings? i hope it's not a big poop joke

friends, it is not a big poop joke.

it is where i bring up something from when we were younger, everyday (sorta)

so feel free to comment or not. its just a brain dropping for yall.

calvin and calvin [poop-joke].

A Belated Christmas Gift for you

The last two lies and a truth:

1. when i was a kid i loved the taste of ketchup and rice
2. when i was in college i once cooked just a bag of stuffing and ate a significant portion of it for a few days
3. my favorite thing to order from taco bell is the 2 chalupa meal with a pepsi and a hard taco.

and the answer is:

They're all true! Happy New YEAR!!!! hahhaa

1. i dont know why, but i loved ketchup and i loved rice. done deal. tasty
2. ask kevin or terrence, i bought stuffing from building 19 in bulk and cooked it and ate it ... its was good and i love stuffin'
3. if you know me i love chalupas. its the best thing on their menu... hands down.

thanks for playing! and keep an eye out for the 2008 J&C unity awards.

Happy New Year!

Good morning blogees,

just wanted to wish everyone a happy new year and to let yall know that we will be blogging soon.

if you are like me, this is your first day back to work and you wish it was December 24th again.

If i could turnnnn back tiiime.... blurg.