Friday, May 15, 2009

a solution to the Celtic predicament

Since it's clear that neither Celtics nor the Magic have any chance of defeating the Cleveland Lebrons, why can't we just combine our teams and face them in the conference championship? I mean, don't they do this in war? If you can't beat the opposition, just join their side! Both Orlando and Boston will get rings, everyone (not in Cleveland) will be happy. Dwight Howard will actually have a coach that won't meltdown in pressure situations, Paul Pierce can finally play on a team with 4 all-stars, this is win-win for everyone.

I'm pretty sure the NBA would want this to happen. The last thing the NBA wants is a 4-0 sweep, because this would mean less games would be played. Less games = Less $$$. (If you divide by "less", you get games = $$$.) Also, think about how high the TV ratings will be if there's a more even matchup! This is a gold mine waiting to happen.

Sure, Cleveland came complain about it being an unethical business practice and a violation of anti-trust laws, but come on, the NBA is all about complaining. Have you seen the refereeing in the playoffs? I'm sure King James would be up for it, he wouldn't want an easy path to the Finals, he's all about the challenge.

Didier and I have discussed the potential lineup and this is what we've come up with.

Starters:

PG Rondo
SG Allen (Ray!)
SF Pierce
PF Lewis
C Howard

Bench:

PG Alston
SG Lee
SF Turkoglu
PF Davis
C Perkins
SG House
SF Pietrus
C Gortat

So it's clear that this is the best solution for both teams. This Sunday, instead of battling it out on the court, all the Celtic and Magic players should just do what they were taught throughout their entire basketball careers: to play as a team. Go Boslando!

5 comments:

c said...

but if boslando wins ... do we then absorb stars from cleveland?

Jared said...

maybe, but then it would turn into a Dragonball Z saga feature Lebron as Android 18. [Boston Cell-tics joke deleted].

mikey said...

hmmm... this.. might actually work!

Jeff said...

where's scals........?

jfei said...

i think this is blasphemy.

we do not mix Boston blood with anyone elses. we remain pure. where's your pride, dude? i was born in NY and even i got more Boston love than y'all. (i'm still rooting for the Pats, 19-0 baby!) (and yes, it still hurts... very much so)