storytime #3

you know what this is!

One day a man walked to the store and on the way there he noticed something very shiny in the ground. Unfortunately he couldn't investigate because he had stepped in a bucket of superglue. He stood there, sad and stuck, until he realized he wasn't stuck at all, because it wasn't a bucket of superglue he was standing in-- it was vanilla pudding. "Thank goodness for vanilla pudding," the man said as he stretched out his tongue into the bucket. But the realization struck him too late. It was actually vanilla-flavored superglue. Then Dr. Beakman from Beakman's World came and told this unfortunate man how to dissolve superglue of the vanilla variety. It's true, things were looking up for this man. Until he actually looked up at Beakman... only to find him being devoured by a savage velociraptor. He shrugged and said "whatever.." Suddenly, the man realized he was not stuck at all, but rather he was watching his future self. He then looked down and realized he was not himself, but actually Scott Baio, from Charles in Charge, the velociraptor was his best pal, Buddy, and the bucket was Mr. Powell.

"Where am I, Al?" he questioned.

"Sam, I think you've leaped into a late 80s early 90s sitcom," Al replied.

"Great Scott! I think he's right," exclaimed Doc Brown.

"We're all just a bunch of outsiders," lamented Ponyboy.

And then they all died. The end.




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