side note

it came to my realization that we have been on the wrong time zone. that has been changed

t-minus, yes!

and so it continues, the debate.

Enter: two men battling, not with guns and knives, but with words. The most powerful weapons we have.

One man a classically trained violinist. The other a self-educated flautist.

The debates shall be heated and shall potentially create an un-reconcilable rift between friends. An exchanging of words that could potentially force loved ones and acquaintances to choose sides in an all out microcosmic civil war.

And then there's me and jared. two guys who will probably make a bunch of jokes that no one will think are funny.

get your alarm clocks ready. blogtober is around the corner and being hyped up!

a post before blogtober?

No one has been bothering me to put up a new post. Readers, your reverse psychology is working.

But let me also say why I haven't been updating. It's because updating is for losers.

With that said, expect a post later this week.

great suggestions!

Hey everyone! Thanks to all who are putting comments on the blog!

We are less than a week away from our first blogtober post and we want you to make your voice heard!

we've been busy here at campaign headquarters preparing for your posts. Here's how

• we have eaten boxes of peanut butter cracker sandwiches
  
• we've been drinking lots of water and/or juice
• we've practiced typing (asdf jkl; ... the cat with the hat sat on a bat with a rat. splat!)

• we've looked up words that we don't know the meanings of like Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism, and volcano,

and finally

• we have been doing squats. oh the squats. and we can really feel it!

Keep up the good work and we will surely disappoint some of you ... if not all of you.

we the blog.

four score and 7 blogs ago we started this blog and we feel its about time that a blog, blogs for you. so this coming october we will have a battle of the blogs. its like a rap battle but with much less/more profanity.

Because we are for the people, Jared and I will debate about "issues" chosen by you, our blog readers. we cannot blog all the ideas submitted, but we will blog the ones that fit our blog's mood best.

so if you want to enter our blog-dom, blog a comment into this blog-comment section and we will have our first blog entry blogged by the first blog of blogtober

this october, jared and calvin DEBATE!

morgan freeman

i wish i had a voice like morgan freeman. its so powerful. if i had a voice like morgan freeman i'd talk all the time. i'd offer to do people's voicemail messages. i'd make everyday things seems amazing.

"and then he opened the fridge and got himself a drink of apple juice. He is now readying his finger to pick his nose. and yes we have a winner. the glory of victory. James Ellis Nicholson. 5 year old boy. Future president."

or i'd dictate my own life. like a DVD commentary.

"currently i am typing on a computer, writing my blog, changing the world. one word. at a time. and thinking about how this cranberry juice is really sour, but helps fight UTIs. Not that I have one. But if I did, this cranberry flavored drink would really help me fight it. I am actually not sick at all. This pencil is blue."

amazing. don't you agree? don't you agree?! so yeah if i could change my voice i'd have a voice like morgan freeman.... or like t-pain with that auto-tune filter ( on. if i had that I'd say everything in song because i would know that i would not be out of tune... now that would be awesome... like with the voice i have now i could say

"hey jared, we should really blog about tape dispensers"

and it would sound like

"hey jared, we should really blog about tape dispensers"

but with auto-tune it would sound something like

"hey jarrred we should really buy some louis vuitton skin and and go sky diving with gary coleman and MC Hammer into the planet formerrrrly know as pluto, ballerrrrrrr"

wow. what a difference that would make in my life. and yours too. you're welcome.

if I were a shark...

All I want to say is that if I were a shark, I would not want to eat people that are in the ocean. It just doesn't make sense to eat anything mixed with water (especially salty water). Think about all the tasty foods in world when it's ruined by water. Imagine a nice, juicy, tender, steak smothered with...water. See what I mean?

As a shark, if I wanted human blood, I would rather have it straight up, no preservatives added, not watered-down. If I'm going to eat someone, I don't want the diet version of them.

To summarize, if I were a shark, I'd go to the beach to [m]eat people.