Monday, September 15, 2008

if I were a shark...

All I want to say is that if I were a shark, I would not want to eat people that are in the ocean. It just doesn't make sense to eat anything mixed with water (especially salty water). Think about all the tasty foods in world when it's ruined by water. Imagine a nice, juicy, tender, steak smothered with...water. See what I mean?

As a shark, if I wanted human blood, I would rather have it straight up, no preservatives added, not watered-down. If I'm going to eat someone, I don't want the diet version of them.

To summarize, if I were a shark, I'd go to the beach to [m]eat people.

1 comment:

denice said...

maybe some sharks need to go on a diet