they are horrible jokes and should only be used by a professional. jared said theyre stale like stale ginger ale... enjoy. and if you want. add your own! get involved!
- my house is so cold, a polar bear could live in it.
- my room is so dirty, i dont see floor, I see trash.
- my neighbors are so white, we along with an indian family across the street and black family up the street are the only people of color on my street.
- my house is so cold, it is too cold.
- my desk is so dirty, i dont see desk, I see trash.
- what do you get when you cross a hamburger with spaghetti? lunch
- what's the difference between my desk and my floor? lipstick
- why did the calvin cross the road? to go to sleep
- what's the difference between sarah palin and a polar bear? sarah palin doesnt live in my house.
- so i walk in to my room. "have a nice trip!"
- i eat so much rice, i should change my name to calvin rice.
- knock knock. who's there. wowitz. wowitz who? wowitz really cold in my room at the exact moment that you are reading this weblog post via the internet.
- how many chus does it take to turn on the heat? zero. its never on
- how many blogs does it take to waste a lot of your time? one.
2 comments:
why do you have lipstick on your floor or your desk?
and how big is your street?
hahaha yea.
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