Trade alert!

This just in...
A trade has commenced.

Due to increased fan pressure and Master Chief's disgruntled contract situation, Calvin has traded Master Chief and cash to Jared for M. Bison and some prospects. Here's the breakdown on the trade.

Jared receives:
Master Chief
Cash considerations (Calvin: I'll consider it)

Calvin receives:
M. Bison
Jason Bay
1 Bag of Lays potato chips

A statement released by Jared's camp(Camp Jared):
We felt that Master Chief should be on our team. After all, we did draft him. But due to a loophole in the draft laws, we lost him. But now we found him. Then we traded for him. And we got him. He's on our team now. We're happy he's on our team. The guy who edits our statements for redundancy is is on vacation. Master Chief is on our team now.

A statement released by Calvin's camp (Camp Fun Co. Land):
I'm really disappointed that we're forced to give up such a great prospect. We had to do it. It wasn't fan pressure. It wasn't. So drop it. It wasn't. The decision was mine to make. I felt like we needed a different dynamic on the offense, I've been considering M. Bison for a while now. The short week had nothing to do with it. It was just time, so I did it. We're not throwing in the towel. We're not giving up on the season. We're going to beat Denver.