sharks

how come the jets had their own song in west side story but the sharks didnt? its pretty unfair. the sharks could carry a tune too. and the dancing! they could DEFINITELY dance just as good as the jets. so why no song? ...

isnt life just like that? i mean how many times have you wanted a theme song only to see that your brother or sister or best friend or worst enemy or grandma already has one. you're thinking

"hey, a theme song would be nice, but i dont want to look like i'm copying nanna." (or pappy - equal opportunity)

I too have always wanted a theme song. i'm gonna make up an original one right now ... something like this ...

na na na na na na na na calviiinnn [repeat until chorus]

chorus
we. like. to party. we like. to party. we. like. to party. we like. to party. the dadada is coming and everybody something.

bridge
c-c-c-calvin and the jets. da da da da calviinnn calviiin calvinnn and jeeettts...

pretty catchy right? ... hmmm wait, calvin and the jets... i'm not gonna give that gang any more limelight... maybe it should be calvin and the sharks. Let's see how that sounds....

I like to be in America!
O.K. by me in America!
Ev'rything free in America
For a small fee in America!

Nice.