Monday, January 24, 2011

Breaking News: Local Person Reads Blog


January 24, 2011 - Breaking News
- FHS News

A local person turned on their computer today and after opening their internet browser, they visited a website. It was a moment that would last for at least 43 seconds. That website was http://for-humors-sake.blogspot.com, a site that is not known, but its content consists of nominally funny, quasi-relevant blog posts written by two men from the New England area.

When presented with the news that someone read their blog, Jared, who is the co-creator and COO of the blog, had this to say.
"We're incredibly excited. This is just incredible news for us. You know, we just want to be seen as a source for words and pictures. Perhaps, a picture of Rajon Rondo from time to time. We're just so glad to have this incredible opportunity to try to make someone laugh or stare blankly at a post and quickly close their browser in disgust or indifference. It's a great feeling. Now excuse me, I need to take my talents to South Beach. Incredible."
Calvin, the co-creator and proofreeder of the blarg, was unavailable for comment.

While it is unclear what the local person actually read, source close to the person said they most likely read about sports, the British Throne or the blog's largest supporter, "mom." This "mom" is not known for certain, but we have a source that says it might be the mother of Calvin and/or Jared. Other sources say, no mothers actually read their blog. Most controversially, a reliable source says that "mom" is an acronym for "Meals Ordered at McDonalds," a reference to their love of the chain restaurant.
In their most recent post, they wrote about a local person who read their blog. This local person turned on their computer, visited the blog and were met with words and potentially pictures, namely of Rajon Rondo. When asked for a comment about the blog, the local person said, "It's alright."

Details on this breaking news story will be provided as they become available.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

It's alright

mikey said...

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl