What could go wrong?

Now that Steve Jobs has announced his leave of absence, what will happen to Apple? Here's what we predict could happen without the Apple Commander-in-Chief:

• They rename the company Banana
• They allow Cydia onto the App Store
• They start making rainbow colored products (again)
• They develop a new Fox show called "When iPod commercial silhouettes attack"
• They buy the New Jersey Brooklyn Nets and move them to Cupertino
• They start disclosing exactly when their products will be released and what features to expect
• They create and heavily market a limited edition left-handed iPhone, which comes out 9 months after the right-handed model
• They make the iPhone completely out of lead which causes Antenna-gate 2 and Poison-gate 1
• They begin selling iEye, a pirate-themed iSight
• They begin releasing all future product prototypes at local bars
• They introduce a 20-inch tablet called the iPad Maxi
• The universe blows up