Now that the economic crisis has been solved (with the help of 700 billion dollars worth of paper money), we can go back to the important things in life: the blogtober debates.
What is the definition of sports?
I decided to look where most people don't look for answers: the Bible. But to be more specific, I went to biblegateway.com and here's what I found under sports:
Sorry. No results found for "sports" in Keyword Search.
Did you mean spiritual gifts?
I almost gave up, but then I did what most mute snakes like to do, I took out the 's'. Here's what I found:
1. Genesis 39:14
she called her household servants. 'Look,' she said to them, 'this Hebrew has been brought to us to make sport of us! He came in here to sleep with me, but I screamed.
2. Genesis 39:17
Then she told him this story: 'That Hebrew slave you brought us came to me to make sport of me.
3. Psalm 69:11
when I put on sackcloth, people make sport of me.
So there you have it, the earliest (and therefore, most correct) definition of sports is amorous dalliance.
[short intermission to allow dictionary.com to load]
And apparently sackclothes were the rage. If I owned a set of sackclothes, I would put a giant Z on it. Why? Cause I'm bringing sack-Z back.
The end.
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3 comments:
i laughed out loud at your sack-Z back
so did I. and I'm at the library.
and I'm at work lol..
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