

The resemblance is uncanny. Truly separated at birth.
Tales of the Tape
| Name | Dustin Pedroia | Machop |
| Height | 5'9" | 2'7" |
| Weight | 180 lbs | 43 lbs |
| Nickname | Caballito or "Little Pony" | Whatever you want as long it's under 10 characters |
| Growth unit | Age | Level |
| Type | 2nd baseman | Fighting |
| Special Move | Ball Toss | Seismic Toss |
| Description | Short, yet powerful | Short, yet powerful |
| Alternate talents | Defeated Mewtwo | Played 2nd base at the Pokemon Academy |
| Beats on | Yankees | Clefairies and Jigglypuffs |
| Weaknesses | Psychic pitchers | Psychic pokemon |
| Strives for | Championships | Badges |
| Areas of growth | Batting Average, Home Runs, Defense | Evolution |
| If traded | Becomes mad at management | Becomes Machamp(after evolving to Machoke) |
| Quote | “I'm not putting pressure on myself. I'm 22 years old. I just want to be healthy, go out there and play hard and just play my game.” | "Maa..chop" |
3 comments:
dang he beat mewtwo... sick!
maa...chop!
LMAO...priceless
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