Diversification Part 1

At FHS, we toss around lots of ideas of how we should expand our offering. One idea we had was to have a TV show. Here's one of our many ideas:

Food Competition Show

One of us in particular enjoys cooking shows and in particular, anything with Gordon Ramsay in it (even Loveline w/ Dr. Gordon). We have been inspired by his blunt British style and highly skilled cooking. We, however, do not possess such skills, but that doesn't mean we can't have a food show. See, it'd be a competition show, we just need to sound like we know what we're doing.

The show would be be part Chopped part American Gladiators with a pinch of Double Dare. The three contestants would be people who cannot cook, but want to try. They would need to complete physical challenges in direct competition with one another in order to get their ingredients. These challenges would include the Baguette Joust, the Food Pyramid, and the Eliminator. One player gets eliminated in this round.

After that, the two finalists would have to cook a meal with what they acquired in 45 minutes. They can get more ingredients, but they have to go into a giant nose dripping with bleu cheese and ranch dressing to pull out quality products like live lobsters, sweetbreads, and headcheese. After they've cooked their meals, we would eat them. We will judge them so harshly that even Simon Cowell would start crying . We'd call it "the Other F-Word."