The resemblance is uncanny. Truly separated at birth.
Tales of the Tape
Name | Dustin Pedroia | Machop |
Height | 5'9" | 2'7" |
Weight | 180 lbs | 43 lbs |
Nickname | Caballito or "Little Pony" | Whatever you want as long it's under 10 characters |
Growth unit | Age | Level |
Type | 2nd baseman | Fighting |
Special Move | Ball Toss | Seismic Toss |
Description | Short, yet powerful | Short, yet powerful |
Alternate talents | Defeated Mewtwo | Played 2nd base at the Pokemon Academy |
Beats on | Yankees | Clefairies and Jigglypuffs |
Weaknesses | Psychic pitchers | Psychic pokemon |
Strives for | Championships | Badges |
Areas of growth | Batting Average, Home Runs, Defense | Evolution |
If traded | Becomes mad at management | Becomes Machamp(after evolving to Machoke) |
Quote | “I'm not putting pressure on myself. I'm 22 years old. I just want to be healthy, go out there and play hard and just play my game.” | "Maa..chop" |
3 comments:
dang he beat mewtwo... sick!
maa...chop!
LMAO...priceless
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