Tuesday, March 29, 2011

super size mike

With our most loyal blog reader Mikey back from his overseas trip, there was speculation whether he gained any weight. Calvin and I were thinking of funny ways for him to know if he's gotten heavier without the use of a scale.

- His car tires burst when he gets into the car
- Shirt buttons break in half when he inhales
- It takes 2 weeks for gas to surface
- The flight home was just turning around
- He has to take baths at Sea World
- He cries hoisin sauce.

Welcome back Mikey, we hope you realize that the octopus card wasn't made of octopus.

6 comments:

mikey said...

the octopus card is the dumbest name.. btw


and none of the above happened, so it's official: I did not gain any weight.

c said...

wait.. all these things happened to me.... awww crap.

Jared said...

wouldn't it be sad if your scale had an integer overflow?

jerry said...

@ jared - only if it was an analog scale

c said...

011010000110000101101000011000010110100001100001001000010000110100001010

Jeremy Young said...

oh mikey was in hong kong. we have the oyster card here haha. same thing but better since we used to own hk... why am I saying we? oh well