How to seem more attractive

I know that some of our readers are single and ready to mingle so I figured I'd help y'all out. If you're trying to meet that special somebody here are a number of techniques that you can use to put yourself in better situations.

1. Know how to dance

If you're able to cut up some rug, people will think you are more fun and social. Right after this picture was taken, a couple male models asked for some digits. You wanna know who they didn't approach? The Gene Simmons impersonator in the background. Not because she's dressed like the KISS frontman, but because she's not dancing.

2. Smell good

The commercials are right: how you smell matters. It might not be Old Spice and it definitely isn't Axe, but what you smell like can make you seem more or less attractive. Even more so than perfume or cologne, some times the best thing you can do is smell clean. Or you could always brush with this for the win. (Thanks Emily for this tip)

3. Own a lot of jewelry.

This is a fact of nature: people are attracted to shiny things. They see your shiny bracelets they will come and talk to you, why? Because the precious metals told them to. So make sure you get plenty of ...Bangles...

Ok so, Dance skills. Check. Smells like bacon. Check. Jewelry. Check. With this criteria, here is the most attractive man in the world:

"Here's lookin at you, foo."