Dear FHS,
Thank you for dealing with us yesterday. We appreciate that you still consider us a worthy team to trade with and kept the negotiations civil. Unfortunately, we made a lapse in judgment yesterday. We want to send Calvin back to you. Don't worry about the 5 dollars, you can keep it. We realized it wasn't in our best interest to have Calvin in the Sacramento Kings organization. He doesn't even help our basketball team. He can't even recognize a basketball, let alone play backup point guard. When he arrived, he requested that his locker be next to Wayne Gretzky. During the day, all Calvin does is talk about missing the blog and the good old days (he kept going back to December, when ideas flowed like wine). We couldn't tell which was worse, the constant howling due to separation anxiety or the everlasting flatulence also due to separation anxiety (who are we kidding, it's the flatulence hands downs.)
We bought him out of his contract, so he's free to re-sign with you. We've enclosed him in the accompanying box, please open immediately because the Post Office wouldn't let us put in airholes. Good luck.
sincerely,
The Maloof Brothers - owners of the Sacramento Kings
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3 comments:
how can they afford to let you keep the 5 dollars?! they're so broke!
its good to be back.
and yeah, they were tight on money... they're still paying mitch richmond.
i bet if they sold their souls, they could get 5 bucks for it.
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