People are always trying to find multiple uses for things to increase productivity with reduced cost. Even Bill Belichick does it when he looks for players that can return kicks, block, and be the star quarterback...all at the same time. However, some things just aren't meant to have multiple uses, so here's a list we've come up with.
- Shoulder iPads
You can run down the sidelines, while listening to surround sound mp3 music, and score the winning touchdown all at once, but the blood in your cracked screen probably won't be covered by applecare
- Escape iPod
Sure your iPod would allow you to escape a burning spaceship and listen to Rocketman at the same time, but entering the atmosphere would make your head explode from the pressure. If not that, then your body would be burnt up to a crisp. Cookie Crisp
- Bring a Desktop to class
Yes it is more powerful and it can probably hold more mp3's but you'd look like a total doofus.
Technology is supposed to make life better, but here are some clear examples of how they make life more difficult. How else should we not use technology? Let us know in the comment section!
1 comment:
we shouldn't use technology to get people to comment.
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