Sorry, John Mayer

Dear John Mayer, Columbia Records and affiliates:

Please accept our apologies for making the claim that you give bad advice. We are a blog with a reputation for posts and sometimes humor. Yet, we are embarrassed that we took your songs, which are of high quality, out of context. John, we are very sorry. Our bad, J-May.

Our most valuable asset is our readers and we aim to please those who are loyal in their readership and clearly you are as such. We deeply regret the post. Surely, you can sympathize with us in regards to saying things that are misunderstood or taken out of context. We feel your anguish and are sorry for the same.

If either one of us can be of further help, please do not hesitate to contact us via comments. We check them often. We will reply at the first opportunity lest we upset you more. With this apology, we consider the matter closed, per our agreement.

Sincerely,

For Humor's Sake